If you ever happen to find yourself in the passenger or backseat of Baby (my car), please be aware that it is a privilege because public transportation, Amtrak, Greyhound, and the airport are always open. I have no problem driving someone somewhere or taking them along on a trip with me, but please respect me and my car. To ensure that Baby and I receive the upmost respect, I've laid down some rules..
1. Take all of your belongings with you when you exit the vehicle - this means no trash, wrappers, cups etc should NOT by any means, be left behind.
2. Do not touch any controls inside of the vehicle - do not take it upon yourself to turn the air conditioning on, change the radio stations, or turn on my windshield wipers, that is a no-no.
3. If you make a mess, please clean it up.
4. If you break something in the car, know that you are responsible for either fixing or replacing that item.
5. Do not try to tell me how to drive.
6. Do not try to tell me where to go if I already know how to get to my destination.
7. Always, always, always be on the look-out for police! The boys in blue are some no good dirty bastards and I would prefer if they didn't hold up my day by pulling me over and giving me a ticket, and I'm sure you wouldn't like it either.
8. Do not throw things out of the window (unless you would like to take the blame and pay for the ticket when the police catch yo dumbass)
9. Do not fucking touch, or ask to see my iPod. Music is supposed to be for the driver's comfort, not the passengers.
Thanks :)
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