Monday, January 10, 2011

Car Etiquette: Rules for Riding in Baby

If you ever happen to find yourself in the passenger or backseat of Baby (my car), please be aware that it is a privilege because public transportation, Amtrak, Greyhound, and the airport are always open. I have no problem driving someone somewhere or taking them along on a trip with me, but please respect me and my car. To ensure that Baby and I receive the upmost respect, I've laid down some rules..

1. Take all of your belongings with you when you exit the vehicle - this means no trash, wrappers, cups etc should NOT by any means, be left behind.

2. Do not touch any controls inside of the vehicle - do not take it upon yourself to turn the air conditioning on, change the radio stations, or turn on my windshield wipers, that is a no-no.

3. If you make a mess, please clean it up.

4. If you break something in the car, know that you are responsible for either fixing or replacing that item.

5. Do not try to tell me how to drive.

6. Do not try to tell me where to go if I already know how to get to my destination.

7. Always, always, always be on the look-out for police! The boys in blue are some no good dirty bastards and I would prefer if they didn't hold up my day by pulling me over and giving me a ticket, and I'm sure you wouldn't like it either.

8. Do not throw things out of the window (unless you would like to take the blame and pay for the ticket when the police catch yo dumbass)

9. Do not fucking touch, or ask to see my iPod. Music is supposed to be for the driver's comfort, not the passengers.

Thanks :)

Saturday, January 8, 2011

...

I need a new hobby.
Or a new past time, rather.

Facebook is dumb.
I'm starting to dislike Twitter.
And tumblr is for the little birdies.

I need a new thing to occupy my time when I'm bored on nights like this. Maybe that's when I should study. Hmmm.

I honestly thought of watching porn when I get bored but I'd probably be watching more sex than I'd actually be having and that's depressing.

Hmmm...wat to do to do.

Maybe I'll create the new social network!
....nah that's wack.

Whatever.


I guess...I'll...just...blog...yeah.
:/

First Post. x2

>Welp, I've made my way back to Blogger. I guess you always come back to your first, huh?

I switched over to tumblr like a year ago thinking I was reinventing my blogging days but tumblr is gay. Like I hate that place. If you wanna suck someone's dick without being labeled as a dick sucker, then tumblr is the place for you. Like seriously, no one is original over there. Just a bunch of recycled thoughts and pictures...mostly pictures though. Ugh, I hate that place. Like I really hope they don't really call themselves bloggers, because they don't do shit. It's like the Facebook people, they got all that money for an idea that they claimed shawty stole from them. People tell other people that their blog is hot but all they did is simply "reblog" (similar to retweet on Twitter) a bunch of people's posts - they get the credit even though they didn't do shit. smh.

Anywho, I've decided to come back to a true blog site, a place where people place original thoughts.

I like this place :)

I'm sure no one will follow me, but its ok!