The Nip Slip.

Thanks, Kelly, for motivating me to want a boob job. -__-

Kelly Little.

Right now I wish I had around $6000 so I could perk up my life, literally. Like, if I had $6000 right now I'd so snag me a new pair of boobs. I wish I had a sugar daddy right now who'd plump up my pockets so I could plump up my chest and life would be perfect. Yes, oh so perfect.

But because I have neither six grand to be spending on silicone or an old man that just can't get enough of my young blood, I'll just sit and sulk.

I long for the day when my chest gets some life. I'm so afraid of birth control but I feel so pathetic right now that I just may actually decide to take those cute little daily white pills, they'd give me a little "unf" right?

Maybe.

If you're wondering what brought these feelings on (which you're probably not), I will place the blame on Kelly Rowland and her recent nip-slip. When I saw the pictures I thought "Awww look at the little bitties". Twitter, on the other hand, seemed to feel differently. The website, as well as my timeline, is filled with slander of Kelly's itty bitties. People have said that the things were gross, disgusting and needed to put away. Put away? Like seriously? Males are suggesting that a female put her boobs away? That's painful. And though they're not talking about me, I can relate and shit, it makes me feel pretty shitty about myself. I suppose it shouldn't matter, but I guess it does.

I wonder why big titties are well liked? I mean whats so great about them? Sure you can rub and lick them, but you can do that with ittie bitties too. Men love it when their entire penis is inside of a female's mouth and so I guess they would like for a whole titty to be in their mouth also? But noooppeee, that can't happen when you have tig'o'bitties. See, the lil' guys have their perks...but I guess that's only if you like that kind of stuff. I'm pretty sure you can do ANYTHING you do with D cups to B cups, it's possible, I know! (Yes I really know lol).

With that being said, stop hating on and discriminating against the "premature" (as tweeters would call them) tatas. Little tatas need love too and they can treat as well as the large tatas if not better! The next time you some little boobies, give them a squeeze, I'd bet they're as squishy as the next bitch's!

Hey! And also do me a favor, if you feel bad for me, or just a good person with a loving heart, or you're rich, or you wanna help a girl's 18th birthday wish come true, donate some money to the Britty's Titty's fund. I'd love some boobs and $6000 isn't come from nowhere! Help fight this misfortune! :)

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Car Etiquette: Rules for Riding in Baby

If you ever happen to find yourself in the passenger or backseat of Baby (my car), please be aware that it is a privilege because public transportation, Amtrak, Greyhound, and the airport are always open. I have no problem driving someone somewhere or taking them along on a trip with me, but please respect me and my car. To ensure that Baby and I receive the upmost respect, I've laid down some rules..

1. Take all of your belongings with you when you exit the vehicle - this means no trash, wrappers, cups etc should NOT by any means, be left behind.

2. Do not touch any controls inside of the vehicle - do not take it upon yourself to turn the air conditioning on, change the radio stations, or turn on my windshield wipers, that is a no-no.

3. If you make a mess, please clean it up.

4. If you break something in the car, know that you are responsible for either fixing or replacing that item.

5. Do not try to tell me how to drive.

6. Do not try to tell me where to go if I already know how to get to my destination.

7. Always, always, always be on the look-out for police! The boys in blue are some no good dirty bastards and I would prefer if they didn't hold up my day by pulling me over and giving me a ticket, and I'm sure you wouldn't like it either.

8. Do not throw things out of the window (unless you would like to take the blame and pay for the ticket when the police catch yo dumbass)

9. Do not fucking touch, or ask to see my iPod. Music is supposed to be for the driver's comfort, not the passengers.

Thanks :)

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I need a new hobby.
Or a new past time, rather.

Facebook is dumb.
I'm starting to dislike Twitter.
And tumblr is for the little birdies.

I need a new thing to occupy my time when I'm bored on nights like this. Maybe that's when I should study. Hmmm.

I honestly thought of watching porn when I get bored but I'd probably be watching more sex than I'd actually be having and that's depressing.

Hmmm...wat to do to do.

Maybe I'll create the new social network!
....nah that's wack.

Whatever.


I guess...I'll...just...blog...yeah.
:/

First Post. x2

>Welp, I've made my way back to Blogger. I guess you always come back to your first, huh?

I switched over to tumblr like a year ago thinking I was reinventing my blogging days but tumblr is gay. Like I hate that place. If you wanna suck someone's dick without being labeled as a dick sucker, then tumblr is the place for you. Like seriously, no one is original over there. Just a bunch of recycled thoughts and pictures...mostly pictures though. Ugh, I hate that place. Like I really hope they don't really call themselves bloggers, because they don't do shit. It's like the Facebook people, they got all that money for an idea that they claimed shawty stole from them. People tell other people that their blog is hot but all they did is simply "reblog" (similar to retweet on Twitter) a bunch of people's posts - they get the credit even though they didn't do shit. smh.

Anywho, I've decided to come back to a true blog site, a place where people place original thoughts.

I like this place :)

I'm sure no one will follow me, but its ok!